The oldest carbon dated Talmud and Torah
The oldest complete Torah scroll that has been carbon dated is from the University of Bologna, dating between 1155 and 1225 CE.
The oldest surviving manuscript of the Babylonian Talmud is the Munich Talmud, completed in 1342. The oldest surviving manuscript of the Jerusalem Talmud is the Leiden manuscript, which dates back to 1289.
After all, Yiddish is a Germanic language that appeared quite recently (earliest document is from 1272). 753 years ago.
Not to mention Hebrew was made up after 1948.
Talmud from Terra MAT > Mud (Mat > Maud, Mutter, Mother, etc).
Terra > Torah.